The Viral Brunch Drop Ships Nationwide September 1st
Introducing: The Viral Brunch Drop
One week only: delivery week of September 1st
Brunch has always been more than a meal. It’s the excuse to linger over coffee, the backdrop for conversations that stretch into the afternoon, the rare blend of indulgence and connection that makes the weekend feel special.
The problem? Most brunch meals were designed for pure pleasure, not performance. Syrup-soaked pancakes. Cheese-heavy croques. Sugar-laden parfaits. Delicious, yes—but let’s be honest, they leave you reaching for a nap, not your goals.
At Methodology, we asked: what if brunch could be both? What if the foods that broke the internet for their flavor and beauty could be rebuilt to fuel your body as much as your appetite?
The result is our Viral Brunch Menu Drop: six iconic dishes, engineered with premium ingredients, hidden vegetables, and optimized macros. Each meal lands around 450 calories and packs 30–50g of complete protein, so you can start your day with joy and still finish it strong.
The Exclusive Meal Lineup
Here’s what’s on the menu for this one-week-only drop:
Japanese Fluffy Ube Pancakes & Wild Huckleberry Chicken Sausage
Acai + Aronia Berry Compote, Almond Creme, Wild Huckleberry Pastured Chicken Sausage, Black Currant Mint
| 459 calories | 33g protein | 13g fiber | 0g refined sugar |
Fluffy, Japanese-style pancakes tinted naturally with ube and purple sweet potato, folded with hidden zucchini for extra fiber. Served with wild huckleberry chicken sausage, handpicked from the Grizzy mountains.
Vegan Japanese Fluffy Ube Pancakes & Wild Huckleberry Glazed Tempeh
Organic Tempeh, Superfood Berry Compote, Almond Creme, Black Currant Mint
| 462 calories | 31g protein | 15g fiber | 0g refined sugar |
Julie’s Protein Brekkie Bowl (Vegetarian)
Organic Probiotic Skyr, Brazil Nuts, Chia and Cacao Nib Sprinkle, Blackberry Chia Jam, Basil Oil
| 466 calories | 30g protein | 12g fiber | 0g refined sugar |
Methodology co-founder and CEO Julie’s own breakfast ritual, now yours: organic grass-fed Skyr yogurt layered with almond butter, chia seeds, psyllium husk, Brazil nuts, blackberries, and a basil olive oil drizzle.
Viral Dubai Pistachio Strawberry “Hidden Veggie” Parfait
Pistachio Chia Pudding, Koji Roasted Strawberries, Paleo Dark Chocolate, Toasted Rice Puffs
| 475 calories | 33g protein | 20g fiber | 0g refined sugar |
Layers of pistachio-spinach chia pudding, chocolate overnight oats blended with cauliflower rice, koji-roasted strawberries, and a cracked chocolate shell that breaks like a candy bar. A dessert-for-breakfast moment that works like fuel.
Croque Madame Vegetable Latke
Smoked Pastured Pork Tenderloin, Poached Organic Eggs, Brown “Butter” Bechamel, Chrysanthemum Salad, Cornichon Vinaigrette
| 457 calories | 44g protein | 11g fiber | 0g refined sugar |
A crisp veggie-packed latke in place of bread, layered with house-smoked pork tenderloin, roasted cherry tomatoes, and a lightened cashew béchamel. Topped with a poached egg for richness and balance.
Super Greens Turkish Poached Eggs (Vegetarian)
Rainbow Chard, New Zealand Spinach, Housemade Zucchini Flatbread, Chocolate Mint, Dill Oil, Sumac Aleppo Oil, Garlic “Cream”
| 471 calories | 37g protein | 11g fiber | 0g refined sugar |
A modern reimagining of a Middle Eastern classic. Poached eggs over a silky cauliflower-garlic base with braised rainbow chard, a zucchini flatbread for scooping, and fresh dill + sumac-aleppo oils.
Viral Smashed Chicken Breakfast Tacos
Pastured Chicken Sausage, Housemade Beet Tortillas, Chayote Squash, Rancho Gordo Midnight Black Beans, Rainbow Kale Salad, Vegan Cashew “Queso”
| 475 calories | 42g protein | 18g fiber | 0g refined sugar |
Beet-and-cauliflower tortillas made from Masienda heirloom masa, wrapped around smoky Rancho Gordo black beans, roasted chayote, rainbow kale, and chicken sausage. Finished with vegan cashew queso. Vegan option available.
Viral Vegan Smashed Brunch Tacos
Housemade Beet Tortillas, Chayote Squash, Rancho Gordo Midnight Black Beans, Rainbow Kale Salad, Vegan Cashew “Queso”
| 469 calories | 37g protein | 26g fiber | 0g refined sugar |
Why It Works
Every dish in this drop delivers the same three promises:
- Protein that powers performance—30–50g per dish from whole-food sources
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Plants in every bite
—at least 30g of fiber daily with rare produce and herbs for fiber, antioxidants, and gut health
- Balanced indulgence—flavor-forward Michelin-quality meals that are calorie-controlled and macro-optimized to fuel without the crash
This is brunch reengineered: indulgent enough to feel like a treat, balanced enough to carry you through your busiest days.
Order by Sunday, August 24th at 11PM PT for delivery the week of September 1st.
This drop is only here for one week.